You’ll get nothing but pure self-serve, low-cal, froyo deliciousness. It’s abovine intervention.

Last time you licked a cow, you scored $20 (your buds come up with the weirdest bets) and a spotted tongue rash. Sorry for the reminder. But at Cowlicks Yogurt & Floats, you’ll get nothing but pure self- serve, low-cal, froyo deliciousness. Choose from 10 mouthwatering flavors instead of 87 (think Cable Car Chocolate, Dulce de Leche caramel, cake batter, a rotating no-sugar-added option, and one wildcard that changes almost weekly) and a sizable-but-manageable selection of 28 toppings (fresh cut fruits, Oreo crumbles, sprinkles, nuts, etc.). While grazing, I couldn’t help but notice the freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and Entenmann’s donut chunks, which I have two words for: utter udder genius.

As if the potential for an Oreo-donut-cake-batter-coconut sundae with marshmallow sauce and a cherry on top isn’t enough to send me into a froyo frenzy, Cowlicks offers something other establishments don’t: floats. As in, you fill a drink cup with the yogurt of your choice, and then top it off from the soda fountain. Channel childhood summers with a creamsicle float (Fanta Orange and French vanilla yogurt) or take advice from the company mascot and CEO (Cow Executive Officer), Bella, and make yourself a frothy cup of Bella’s Brew (Barq’s root beer and chocolate yogurt). And at just 45 cents per ounce for the yogurt and 35 cents for floats, you can milk it for all it’s worth. So you won’t have a cow.

MENU HIGHLIGHTS:
Cake Batter Yogurt, $0.45 per ounce
Red Velvet Cake Yogurt, $0.45 per ounce
Cookies & Cream Yogurt, $0.45 per ounce
Red Rooster Float (Dr. Pepper and Strawberry Yogurt), $0.35
Creamsicle Float (Fanta Orange and French Vanilla Yogurt), $0.35
Bella’s Brew Float (Barq’s root beer and Chocolate Yogurt), $0.35

HOURS:
Sunday - Thursday, 11 a.m. - 9 p.m.
Friday & Saturday, 11 a.m. - 10 p.m.