Beer usually comes standard at any good party. But we've come to realize that any party worth attending should also come with a healthy presence of facial hair. Which is why, when we found out about the existence of the BeerStache, we thought, "Well, dang. Why didn't we think of that first?!"

Just snap that sucker onto the neck of your beer bottle and - Voila! - instant party 'stache with every sip. Of course, it gives you even more reason to constantly keep your beverage at your mouth, which could possibly lead to some pretty serious levels of intoxication... but that's just a risk we're willing to take.

You can get your own pack of BeerStaches by visiting their website (www.beerstache.com), where you can buy them individually, or in party favor packs (with a variety of colors!). Or you know, you can just wait for our next big Scoutmob shindig because you can probably bet you'll see plenty of these around for your beer-drinking, face-accessorizing pleasure.

BeerStache, we dig you... way more than we dig clean-shaven beers.