Alright, now that everyone's done shaking their heads and passing around Sh*t New Yorkers Say, it's time to do the same with Brokelyn's painfully true Portlandia parody set in Brooklyn. This one goes out to anyone who has ever gotten emphatic about cardamom, Roberta's, or the dubious joys of rooftop carrots:

Brokelandia - Did You Eat It? from Brokelyn on Vimeo.