Monday, Feb. 4, 8 p.m. (doors at 7:30 p.m.)
The Moth Story Slam: Clumsy

The Bell House, 149 7th St, Brooklyn

Drop whatever you're doing and stumble over to this event where regular Joes like yourself get up on stage and tell some stories about all things clumsy: first dates, first times, first steps, hopefully not first times telling a story in public!

Nearby deal: Osteria il Paiolo

Tuesday, Feb. 5, 7 p.m.
The Society for the Advancement of Social Studies: 2nd Annual Sexy S.A.S.S.

Public Assembly, 70 N 6th Street, Williamsburg

Valentine's Day is fast approaching so get in the mood with... lectures? The three speakers at this monthly group will cover: history of NYC brothels (steamy!), engagement rings from ancient times to modern (shiny!) and early photographs of handsome dudes, as told by Michelle of My Daguerreotype Boyfriend (internet celebrity!).

Nearby Deals: Santos Anne

Wednesday, Feb. 6
Ariadna Castellano: Sounds of Spain

Casa Mezcal, 86 Orchard St, LES

All month long this den of mezcal is showcasing the distinct sounds of Spain. Tonight you can hear the expertly blended rhythms of Flamenco and jazz by this pianist and composer.

Nearby deal: Landbrot LES

Thursday, Feb. 7, 10:30 p.m.
Devil Science Theatre 3000

4738 Vernon Blvd, LIC

Drinking games + Comics + Cult Films = quite possibly the perfect Thursday night. Relive all that you loved about the Mystery Science Theatre show in this live version, with tonights film: "The Ying and Yang of Mr. Go." Drink whenever Jeff Bridges has a fight scene!

Nearby deal: Blackbird's