Monday, Feb. 4, 8 p.m. (doors at 7:30 p.m.)
The Moth Story Slam: Clumsy
The Bell House, 149 7th St, Brooklyn
Drop whatever you're doing and stumble over to this event where regular Joes like yourself get up on stage and tell some stories about all things clumsy: first dates, first times, first steps, hopefully not first times telling a story in public!
Nearby deal: Osteria il Paiolo
Tuesday, Feb. 5, 7 p.m.
The Society for the Advancement of Social Studies: 2nd Annual Sexy S.A.S.S.
Public Assembly, 70 N 6th Street, Williamsburg
Valentine's Day is fast approaching so get in the mood with... lectures? The three speakers at this monthly group will cover: history of NYC brothels (steamy!), engagement rings from ancient times to modern (shiny!) and early photographs of handsome dudes, as told by Michelle of My Daguerreotype Boyfriend (internet celebrity!).
Nearby Deals: Santos Anne
Wednesday, Feb. 6
Ariadna Castellano: Sounds of Spain
Casa Mezcal, 86 Orchard St, LES
All month long this den of mezcal is showcasing the distinct sounds of Spain. Tonight you can hear the expertly blended rhythms of Flamenco and jazz by this pianist and composer.
Nearby deal: Landbrot LES
Thursday, Feb. 7, 10:30 p.m.
Devil Science Theatre 3000
4738 Vernon Blvd, LIC
Drinking games + Comics + Cult Films = quite possibly the perfect Thursday night. Relive all that you loved about the Mystery Science Theatre show in this live version, with tonights film: "The Ying and Yang of Mr. Go." Drink whenever Jeff Bridges has a fight scene!
Nearby deal: Blackbird's