And, of course, the fine print:
Get free shipping on your next order when you spend over $100. The discount will be automatically applied to your purchase; no promo code required. The subtotal of your purchase must be $100.01 or greater after any promotional discounts have been applied. Additional fees such as tax or shipping and handling do not apply toward your minimum subtotal requirement of $100.01. Offer applies to standard shipping only. Certain items that require additional shipping and handling are excluded from this promotion and do not apply towards your $100.01 subtotal minimum. Offer subject to change.
So as not to risk a disheveled beard whilst cracking open a cold one, this ingenious device alleviates all such worry. Crafted of hand-finished 14-gauge stainless steel, this combo Beard Comb and Bottle Opener is, well, everything for every manly man. Keep it in your pocket at all times, bro.
This product ships from the maker within 5 days, via USPS
If you're not happy with this item for any reason, you may return it for a full refund within 14 days.