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A homage to pop culture. When Twitter experiences an outage, users see the "fail whale" error message, with several red birds using a net to hoist a whale from the ocean with the caption: "Too many tweets! Please wait a moment and try again." This is a cute and sassy necklace that will make onlookers smile. Brass whale (2'' long) hand-stamped with the word FAIL. Gold-plated 21'' chain. Whale and a brass ship wheel create a beautiful loop lasso like composition.
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