And, of course, the fine print:
Get free shipping on your next order when you spend over $100. The discount will be automatically applied to your purchase; no promo code required. The subtotal of your purchase must be $100.01 or greater after any promotional discounts have been applied. Additional fees such as tax or shipping and handling do not apply toward your minimum subtotal requirement of $100.01. Offer applies to standard shipping only. Certain items that require additional shipping and handling are excluded from this promotion and do not apply towards your $100.01 subtotal minimum. Offer subject to change.
"Got a bottle opener?" Words you'll hear time and time again at parties when your friends want to catch a glimpse of your sleek thumbdrive bottle opener. Ergonomically designed to work with the movement of your thumb, this steel bottle opener easily clips to your keys. Your thumb'll start growing some muscles in no time.
If you're not happy with this item for any reason, you may return it for a full refund within 30 days.