Thursday, October 11, 7:00 PM - 11:00 PM
SF Comedy and Burrito Festival
The Mission

What the heck is this? Just what it sounds like. The Comedy and Burrito fest is all about celebrating stand-up comedy and burritos in the Mission. Spanning three days, the festival will showcase over a hundred comics performing at six venues like Esta Noche, Elbo Room, and Lost Weekend Video, and each ticket purchase will come with coupons for free burritos from Pancho Villa and El Toro. Yessssss! Info.

Nearby on the App: The Galley

Thursday, October 11, 8:00 PM
Rock n' Roll Carnival
Public Works | 161 Erie St.

Ride the ride at Broke Ass Stuart's Rock n' Roll carnival, which promises tons of music, plus magic, comedy, burlesque (not to mention face painting, fortune telling, and Skee-Ball). Shazam! Info.

Nearby on the App: Arabian Nights

Thursday, October 11 - Friday, October 12
Betabrand Pantseria

Creative local clothiers Betabrand are offering same-day delivery for all order, and this isn’t your ordinary USPS. They’re sending out drivers in bizarre costumes and your orders will come in custom designed Betabrand pizza boxes. Plus, one special pizza boxes will contain a pair of weekend passes for Treasure Island Music Festival (Willy Wonka golden ticket flashbacks). So if you’ve got your eye on some of their stuff, now’s the time to put in your order. Info.

Saturday, October 13, 6:00 PM
Lit Crawl 2012
The Mission

The finale of the 9-day Litquake Literary Festival, Lit Crawl is the world’s largest literary crawl. With more than 85 venues (bars, bookstores, art galleries, cafés, stores… even a beekeeping supply shop with live chickens!) and 450 authors reading their work in a single night, it’s gonna be a mob scene of literary mayhem — all for free. Info.

Nearby on the App: Alley Cat Books

Saturday, October 13 - Sunday October 14
Treasure Island Music Festival

Hope you’re wearing your October Music Crash Helmet … because this month is already an awesomely bumpy ride. We had Hardly Strictly last week, and just when you finally sobered up, we’re back with Treasure Island. It’s on an island, features tons of awesome acts, a silent disco, ferris wheel, and much much more. Need more reasons? Check out 10 reasons why you really shouldn’t miss it this year. Info.