Friday, March 16, 10:30 p.m. to 2:30 a.m.
Tap Into: Sub Pop Showcase Live from SXSW
American Ice Company
917 V St., NW
Didn't get to Austin this week? Me neither. So, do the next best thing (or is it better because you didn't have to leave your cat?) and attend a event where the Sub Pop Records showcase will be live-streamed into your area. Add beer and delicious food trucks to the mix and, well, we're glad to be home.
RSVP here, it's free!

Deal Nearby on the App: Pizza Boli's

Friday, March 16, 10 p.m.
Cheeky Monkey Side Show presents: Freaks, Flesh, and Fun for Food (Fundraiser for Capitol Area Food Bank)
Red Palace
1212 H St., NE
Because there's no better reason to get scandalous than for a good cause. Join the fleshy freaks as they raise money for the Capitol Area Food Bank and you get gobsmacked with awesome.
Tix are $15 ahead of time

Deal Nearby on the App: Liberty Tree.

Saturday, March 17, 7 p.m. to 9 p.m.
Lady Bloggers Fashion & Beauty Social
It's Vintage Darling>
3423 14th St., NW
Calling all ladies: elevavate your fierceness with an early evening mini makeover, a few hors d'oeuvres, lots of wine, and 20 percent off of your all your pretty vintage purchases all night long.
Get your $7 tix here.

Deal Nearby on the App: Paila Chilean Grill.

Saturday, March 17, All day
St. Paddy's Day Par-tay!
1400 Irving St., NW
Wear your green and show your Irish pride (even if you're not) because it's beer o'clock all day this Saturday, especially at Acre121, where you'll be treated to bands, as well as your brew.
Event info.

Deal Nearby on the App: Acre121. (It's doesn't get closer than that!)

Saturday, March 17, 10 p.m.
OTTOMANIA: A Transglobal Balkanic Dance Party
Zeba Bar
3423 14th St., NW
Celebrating being Irish is fine, but dancing like your Balkan is, well, we're not quite sure what it is, but it sounds pretty cool. If there's one thing we do know, this'll be a dance party like no other.
Zeba's website