In celebrity news, turns out Drake is really good at partying. #YOLO (we think). Via TMZ.
In celebrity chef news, Jose Andres is moving Minibar when American Eats closes this July 4th. Cue solid single tear of relief transformed by molecular gastronomy. Via Eater.
Continuing on the chef tip, Big Bear Café has a new one and he's awesome. Via WCP.
In disappointing food news, Washington City Paper discovers that most "Maryland" crab cakes are not Maryland crab cakes! Terrible!
In useful food knowledge news, local blog Dining in DC rounds up a great list about where to eat before and after Nats games.
Also, everything is a clown question, bro.
And here's a clown statement, too: human-powered helicopters are more awesome (or at least less disturbing than) a helicopter made out of a cat. Via DCist.
Finally, although not related to DC, here's a cat (not strapped to a helicopter) that's a lot more pleasant to look at. Plus, he's a French philosopher.