There are Sears models among us ! DISCUSS. Via The Hill. And a talking walrus.

On to other mammals, the National Zoo saw the birth a gazelle and there's videotape to prove it! Via DCist.

In equally f@#king awesome news. We here in DC swear f@#k ton at work, according to a Career Builder survey. No s@#t, Sherlock, amirite?

Switching gears, domo arigato, Thrillist, for letting us know about this awesome new Japanese joint on U Street. Izakaya Seki opens Sunday.

Eat a lot then work it off. Washingtonian talks to a personal trainer about an at-home Olympic exercise routine. Don't let your cat win the gold in your household Olympics ever again.

Finally, let's talk about Union Station. Do you want it to have a giant pompadour? Hmm...