Thanks to the Internet, people have been able to creep in new ways. One of the most popular is to troll Craigslist's Missed Connections. Who knew so many people loved to miss opportunities to talk to each other in real life? Alas, such is reality in the 21st century. We guess. But there is a bright side to all this lack of communication—"Missed Connections" is hilarious! Here are some of our recent faves. Happy procrastinating, e-friends!
Anger management: "I was pissed that someone sat next to me until I noticed your suit."
Make new friends: "I considered returning to free you from whatever unbearable social situation you were in, but felt too shy." To the bored blond gentleman at American Ice Company.
Steady peepin': "You were 'in my way' today in the locker room after your shower but I didn't mind."
I Can't Believe This Was Written By a Grown Man: "I was ready to spontaniously combust, you're AMAZING!!!! ;)"
The New "Come Here Often?": "When you removed your jacket I noticed you have a tattoo on the back of your neck. Are you in a gang???"