Friday, November 30, 9 p.m. to midnight
Talk Show: You, Me, Them, Everybody Live
The Wonderland Ballroom
1101 Kenyon, NW
Slated to be as interesting as a two-headed chicken, this edition of YMTE is celebrating a whole bunch of milestones, including it's fourth year on this here planet. But more importantly, this event features a cool crew of funny people and a crowd that includes at least one person probably that you'll want to make out with. Huzzah! RSVP on Facebook.
Discover Nearby on the App: Z Burger
Friday, November 30, 10 p.m. to midnight
Rock'n'Roll: The Deads, Pinkish Black and Shana Falana
Comet Ping Pong
5037 Connecticut Ave., NW
Featuring the always uplifting The Deads, from DC, as well as Dallas-based "dark and doomy" band Pinkish Black and a performance artist from Brooklyn, this show is guaranteed to leave you, if not entertained, then at the very least in awe of its fantastical weirdness. We fully approve. $10 at the door.
Saturday, December 1, noon to 4 p.m.
Eat/Shop/Everything Local: StartUp Market
1007 H St., NE
Get to this one-day pop-up market that'll feature a whole bunch of local food sellers, artisans and others who make DC ultra lovely. Plus? Your feedback is valuable at this experimental event, so if you come across a new product you love, give them high marks along with a high five. Admission is $3.
Saturday, December 1, 9:30 p.m. (doors), 10 p.m. (show)
The Weirdest SNL Tribute You'll Ever Come Across: Valentine Candy Burlesque
1212 H St., NE.
With the sad news that Red Palace will be closing at the end of the year, we feel compelled to see as many shows there as possible, including this whopper, which combines burlesque with Saturday Night Live. Why not? Tickets are $12.
Discover Nearby on the App: Souk Restaurant
Sunday, December 2, 6 p.m.
Party with Plants: Holiday Send Off Party!
OLD CITY green
9th and N St., NW
In other sad closing news (although they will be opening in a different part of Shaw next year), OLD CITY green is throwing their last holiday hurrah, which means a potluck of food, drinks and the magic of being surrounded by a bunch of Christmas trees. Tickets are $20 online and $25 at the door.
Discover Nearby on the App: Veranda
Sunday, December 2, 1 p.m. to 5 p.m.
Architecture Porn: 34th Annual Logan Circle Holiday House Tour
Logan Circle, NW
Tour 10 unique properties with awesome histories, enjoy some refreshments at the nearby Studio Theatre at 14th and P St., NW, and day dream about living in a 19th-century Queen Anne. *drool* Tickets are $25 in advance and $30 day of.